We’ve all done it.
Typed things into Google that we’d never say out loud.
Because sometimes, even our friends don’t get it…
But Google? Google listens.
Here are the top 10 “how-to” searches that expose our inner chaos — and lowkey make us feel a little too seen:
1. How to tell if someone hates me or I’m just overthinking
Overthinking? Us? Couldn’t be… unless they didn’t like that one emoji we used. 😩
2. How to stop being obsessed with someone I never even dated
It’s giving main character delusion with a side of imaginary situationship.
We’ve all been there.
3. How to look rich without spending money
Because aesthetic > bank balance.
We’re out here building luxury vibes with thrift fits and confidence.
4. How to disappear without anyone noticing
Weekly urge to delete socials, fake your own death, and start a new life as a cottagecore ghost? Relatable.
6. How to be productive without actually doing anything
Life hack: make a to-do list, don’t do anything on it, but still feel accomplished. #ProductivityVibes ✨
7. How to understand life in one night
Usually searched between 2 AM and an identity crisis.
8. How to flirt without making it obvious and cringy
Impossible mission.
It’s either stone cold silence or accidentally calling them “bro.”
9. How to stop checking their story when they don’t even care
We know it’s bad.
We still do it.
And no, muting them didn’t help.
10. How to fix my life using just Pinterest, iced coffee & vibes
Manifesting a glow-up… one mood board and matcha at a time.
Final Note:
Google knows your secrets — and honestly?
It kinda gets you better than anyone else.
So the next time you find yourself typing something a little too specific at 3 AM, just know…
You’re not alone. We’re all out here searching for something — even if it’s just how to flirt without being weird.
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